Over on the 360style.net forums, a long running thread titled 360 Battle Royal has many raps/poems about the one and only Xbox 360. Intended to be Xbox 360 Freestyles, this thread is a masterpiece that’s nearly 2 years in the making.

Here’s my favorite, posted by Tiffany:

Your styles are all weak, I’m comin in unique
What are you lookin at you bunch of XBOX geaks
No..I’m just jokin, I guess I’m one too,
Look at all those wallpapers I made for you.

By the way Avid, I’m a “dumb ass”?
How come everytime you reply I have teach you like you’re in my class
Tryin to help you pass, but all you pass is gas
Ah ha, looks like you’re the dumb ass

And Sasquatch, all he talks about is cattle
As he rides off on a horse with no saddle
Your rappin sounds like you should beat yourself with a paddle
That’s why I thought that I should join this battle!!!

Running with this theme is this Gears of War rap. Just wait until the chorus at the end, you’ll be sure to laugh again.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNNVYtH7zPI]

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-William “thewilleffect” Bell-