It’s Wednesday again, and you all know what that means. It’s time to figure out if a game can possibly have a bigger title than Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix. Yes, sure there are a few, but that title has me tired already just from thinking about it. Is the goal of this game to make you feel like you just read War and Peace every time you see the title to it?

Content: Puzzle Fighter HD
Price: 800 Microsoft Points
Availability: Not available in Asia
Dash Text: [ESRB: E (EVERYONE) MILD VIOLENCE] Single Player, Live Multiplayer 1-4, Local Multiplayer 1-2, HD (High Definition). One of the most popular puzzle games of all time is back with HD graphics, dazzling elemental effects and a new re-balanced X’ mode! Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix brings together the worlds of Street Fighter, Darkstalkers and other Capcom characters to provide extremely addictive puzzle mayhem. Enjoy single player, local & online versus modes or just watch other players duke it out. Upgrade to the full game! Unlock your ability to earn achievements and track your high scores on the Xbox LIVE Leaderboards.

Also, in a bit of a surprise, coming along with SPFIITHDR is Streets of Rage 2.  We knew it was on tap, but at the same time as that other long ass titled game? Heck no, but hey, there’s aways room for some virtual ass kicking.

Content: Streets of Rage 2
Price: 400 Microsoft Points
Availability: All Xbox LIVE regions
Dash Text: [ESRB: E (EVERYONE) Fantasy Violence] Single Player, Live Multiplayer 1-2, Local Multiplayer 1-2, HD (High Definition). To commemorate their defeat of the Syndicate exactly one year before, Blaze, Adam and Axel went out to celebrate. The next morning, however, Axel received a frantic phone call from Adam’s younger brother, Eddie ‘Skate’ Hunter. Blaze and Axel rushed over and found Adam and Skate’s house wrecked and a picture of Adam chained to a wall at the feet of Mr. X. The city was returned to its nightmarish state and criminals were once again running rampant. Unable to contact their old friend in artillery, Axel and Blaze team up with Skate and Max Thunder to free the city and rescue Adam from the Syndicate. It is up to you to take down Mr. X once and for all!.

Futhermore, the use of the word “ass” twice in this post is to convey my frustration at the absence of a XBLA game that keeps computers working the way there supposed to for yours truly, causing a bit of a desertion of my presence on this here blog. Don’t dare answer that, I know it’s impossible. Now that that’s done, Xbox Live Arcade it is. No thanks to my ungrateful computer. OK, now I’m done. I swear!

[Via Major Nelson]

-William “thewilleffect” Bell-